Sex in the Strip club
“No matter what a stripper tells you there is no sex in the champagne room” that line from comedian Chris Rock intrigued me. At the time I heard it I had never been to a strip club and it ignited a curiosity inside me. So Throughout my twenties I have taken every opportunity to explore and learn more about strip clubs and the experience of going to one.
Anyone with some time on their hands may want to enjoy a few drinks. This person also probably wouldn’t mind Being in the company of a women or maybe several, and luckily for them in cities across the country there are bars catering to their exact needs. The Gentleman’s Club, more commonly know as the Strip Club offers unique and immersive environments where men and women of a certain ages can find refuge. The clubs Offer adult beverages alongside audio, visual and physical entertainment. Similarly to restaurants and hotels some offer a high level of service but not all establishments are created equal. And it can take some trial and error to find a club/clubs that aligns with ones own sensibilities. I have gone through that trial and error and In this series I will recall on my past and attempt to shed light on the strip club experience. I will details the different kinds of strip clubs. The girls, and hopefully you can be better informed yourself.
Kinds of strip clubs
Strip Clubs often reflect the communities that they are in. Location is going to play a key role in the experience you have. Naturally a person will gravitate towards locations that are convenient. If you live in a lower income area chances are your local club is what I refer to as a hood strip club. There are also what I refer to as fancy strip clubs, which can be found adjacent to affluent areas. In a major city a person has the option of visiting a variety of clubs. When deciding on a club to visit factors that I consider are; the kind of girls I am likely to encounter, the price of drinks, location and overall vibe. The Hood strip club experience is highlighted by affordable drinks, a diverse selection of women and music, alongside working class clientele. Fancy clubs often feature elaborate interiors with a variety of private rooms. A carefully curated selection of women, as well as drink options that may includes specialty cocktails and bottle service. Your local club will fall somewhere between Hood and Fancy. If unsure of the club you are about to enter your initial contact with the doorman. Usually will tell you everything you need to know about the experience that will follow. Let me break it down into 2 Scenarios 1 “pat down no cover” this means that the clubs doorman checked your id, patted you down for weapons, And then allowed you to proceed into the club without paying a cover charge. All of this this tells me is that this is a Hood Club, and to expect some hood things. The fact that you were checked for weapons and were not charged you to enter says a lot. Scenerio 2: “ cover/pitch” this is when the door staff after checking ids and taking cover charge will give you a sales pitch in hopes of convincing you to buy preferred seating and/or bottle service. When they charge you at the door and then try to get you to spend even more money before you have sat down, chances are this is a fancy strip club.
Now that you are in the club weather it be hood or fancy you can proceed to enjoy strip club experience. The next logical step would be buying a drink and enjoying the company of one of the ladies aka strippers. Which brings us to the next section.
Girls & Dances
To be politically correct we should not call them girls or strippers, they should be refereed to as “Dancers”.
Side note on dancers*.
A dancer is not an employee of the club rather they are independent contractors who pay a fee to practices their trade (dancing) at that specific club. So on any given night at any given club there can be any number of women and they may work there regularly or may just be working there only for the night
You can interact with these dancers in different ways one way is to converse at the bar while enjoying drinks. Some men like to throw money on the dancers on stage. While others opt for lap dances and private shows. The women are a form of live entertainment. Enjoy them in the manner that best suits you.
Between hood and fancy club the music and style of dances offered vary. I have found that hood dancers perform a more enthusiastic lap dance and allow you to be more hands on compared to the dancers at fancy strip clubs. Note that different men have different expectation when they go to a club. For example popular recording artist juicy J. raps in one of his songs “it ain’t a strip club if they ain’t showing pussy”. While I have found that some strippers will happily show you their vagina that is not the case with all of them, also that it can happen regardless of being at a hood or fancy club. Dancers would like you to believe that there is the possibility of sex with them.
With all that said the best strip club advice I have ever heard came from Chris rock when he said. “no matter what a stripper tells you there is no sex in the champagne room”